Ohhh The Baby is Growing
It’s Day #4 of gestation
How are things going?
Is your starter Baby coming to life?
Is parenthood going well?
Are you worried about the teenage years?
Don’t be
You’re doing fantastic
You’re doing great
You can do this!
You should start to see tiny bubbles on the surface
If you have big bubbles
That’s even better
And if you have bubbles
You should have a slight pungent smell
A slight sour smell
If you don’t
You will
It’s coming
Now let’s take care of your Baby
And feed it
It’s Groundhog Day again…
Mix 1/3 cup of warm water into your baby paste
Make sure it’s stirred in well
Stir in ½ cup of flour
Cover with your kitchen towel
And put somewhere warm
It’s time for Baby to nap
And for Mom and/or or both
To grab a glass of wine
And relish in your parenting prowess
Good job family
See you tomorrow