How did you do?
Did you remember to feed your Baby this morning?
If not it’s … okay
But then you must start tomorrow with two feedings a day
No matter what
Here’s the new pattern
Feed ‘em in the morning
And feed ’em in the evening
Every 12 hours for 7 days
Reducing your Baby goo down to a cup every night
Yup, you gotta throw some of your Baby away
It will be okay
Your Baby Goo will survive
It will actually thrive
So…
Tonight, it’s real easy
Throw out all but 1 cup
Of your Baby goo
(best to put it outside in the trash,
It will attract fruit flies if you don’t)
Now feed your Baby like normal
Mix
1/3 cup warm water
&
½ cup flour into your Goo baby
Cover with a clean kitchen towel
And put it to sleep for the night
Good job
See
Making a baby isn’t that hard
Quite easy if you ask me
Feed it
Poop it
And put it to bed
Now don’t forget
You need to feed your Baby in the morning
Sleep tight
Great job
See you tomorrow.